Tax Invoice 2#36547

in #antipost6 years ago (edited)

2 @ Extra Small Condoms 5.99
1 @ Cucumber 1.20
1 @ TUB Vaseline 3.25


Sub Total 10.44

Payment method : Non-Private Stable Crypto


TAX 15%
Crypto Usage Penalty 30%

TOTAL 11.35

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I have spent 12.8 minutes staring at this post, which if I understand correctly has been written for my Auntie???...I am trying to find an effective use for such a varied selection of products and now that I have finally worked it out...

My friend I fear that you have left it too late, it is far past the time for purchasing the neccesary ingredients for making a Christmas cake!

But not too worry I will buy the full inventory from you in Steem...The last time I checked they were worth around $4 each so 3 Steem should just about cover it...Right?

I know what you are gonna say, don't worry about it my friend...

You can keep the change 😉

In the winter when my skin starts breaking out, I too love to moisturize my skin with good ol' Vaseline... and those finger condoms come in real handy!
I have yet to try applying slices of cucumber to the eyes, will try that soon.

Thanks for sharing the tip! Have a good one.

The same vaseline is like my go-to but does make your clothes a bit oily. Should try Ingrams new moisturiser. At the very least you can have a salad :) Sure you don't need to worry about your eyes as much since your wear sunnies.

Haha!! Nice One!

I'm a little late to the party. What is this thing I'm reading? Is this a post, or is it an #antipost?

Does it matter? I have no idea. But I like the game so even though the 24 hours are up, I'm still going to play. I'm jumping into this thread. I'm digging the dialogue on this space hop central.

I still haven't worn those virtual reality goggles though.

...But then again...haven't I?

It all depends :) Are we even having dialogue .... Talk later.

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