"I am only here for the comments." Said a man, sounding a bit like a man dressed as David Walliams dressed as a woman, while he searched over people's shoulders in the vain attempt to find some valuable content.

"Unless your post is about knitting a doily for my compost bin...I'm simply not interested!" He squarked. "I'm a lady!"

"Or how to polish my chandalier so I can sell it on ebay, because I'm a lady...you know that sort of thing."