My Confused Antelope

My Confused Antelope desperately needed a condom that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was selected.

My Confused Antelope carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

My Confused Antelope desperately desired a bottle of wine to sleep with. This seems to be a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

My Confused Antelope wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

My Confused Antelope found a computer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

My Confused Antelope owned a pencil sharpener to demolish. It would have been an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.