Hi! I am the first Playmate with less than five followers to blog on Steemit!
Hi! My name is Brendo Zambranlo and I am 68 years old.
I have almost 5 followers in my country, on Instagram, I don't use Twitter because It sucks huge balls nor Facebook because I am too hot, and I don't need stalkers.
Now that I discovered Steemit I promise to quit Instagram too and bring all my followers with me.
My recipe to get upvotes in 3 easy steps
- Be a playmate
- Give yourself away
- Bring your followers to the table
Thanks to:
- My GF who took the picture (Yes again)
- Steemit to give me every day the opportunity to make a parody
- My neighbors who will no more let their children play around my house. (Yes again)
- You for you sense of humour.
I upvoted this post. I did not upvote the playmate. The last thing Steemit needs is more Double D Boobs. This is the first hottie on the front page with small perky titties and I think thats great. All these pseudo-post-pubescent tech virgins dont know shit.
Jester on, good sir, Jester on! The royal court appeareth to approve!
Everyone is the jester of someone ! Who's your king ?
I'm in the no rulers camp, personally. Authority is a myth.
You should had photoshop those nips! 😂
Don't forget, buy to buy more followers for added prestige!
OMG! That's hilarious! Can't stop laughing at this one! Good one man! :D
This is hilarious. Well played.
Almost gave up hope on SteemIt, but thank you for giving back hope and a good laugh! XD
@metrox Ok this was almost as awesome as the bikini dude. Also I need eye soap.
Hey folks, now this topic is starting to trend, consider looking down at the hidden comments. There are a couple of users who got caught in the rep trap and their voices are being censored. Please check them out and give them an upvote. (especially if you're a whale)
This is a good one! The original playmate post hurt my presentation about Steemit I was trying to do at my university.
Fookin' LULZ