Satirically Yours Series- S1E1- HRC to rename Airforce One to Ambulance One upon election victory

in #writing9 years ago

Hillary Clinton announces name change of Airforce 1 to Ambulance 1 if elected.

Following a spat of coughing fits, seizures, involuntary medical disclosures, and obvious signs of getting worse HRC decided it was best to inform the nation of her personal health plans once Elected.

"I want to ensure every day Americans" *cough* "That I'm fit to serve." *cough* *cough*  "The campaign trail is long and grueling."  *cough* *cough* "Can I get some water?" *Cough* *Aid brings water* "In order to" *Cough* "heal this great nation* *cough* *cough* "I will heal America* *cough* "Excuse me a moment."

Clinton proceeded to head back to a medical section of her plane.  Reporters stood by for several minutes before her campaign spokesperson came back.

"Sorry, we're going to have to stop for now, but just to finish what the Senator from New York was intent on saying: "America will be healthy.  Hillary will be healthy, and to ensure that we will add numerous ambulatory services to Ambulance One so that we can keep her going for as long as possible.  Thank you."


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