Satirically Yours Series- S1E1- HRC to rename Airforce One to Ambulance One upon election victory
Hillary Clinton announces name change of Airforce 1 to Ambulance 1 if elected.
Following a spat of coughing fits, seizures, involuntary medical disclosures, and obvious signs of getting worse HRC decided it was best to inform the nation of her personal health plans once Elected.
"I want to ensure every day Americans" *cough* "That I'm fit to serve." *cough* *cough* "The campaign trail is long and grueling." *cough* *cough* "Can I get some water?" *Cough* *Aid brings water* "In order to" *Cough* "heal this great nation* *cough* *cough* "I will heal America* *cough* "Excuse me a moment."
Clinton proceeded to head back to a medical section of her plane. Reporters stood by for several minutes before her campaign spokesperson came back.
"Sorry, we're going to have to stop for now, but just to finish what the Senator from New York was intent on saying: "America will be healthy. Hillary will be healthy, and to ensure that we will add numerous ambulatory services to Ambulance One so that we can keep her going for as long as possible. Thank you."
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He/she flags half my shit. It's ok. My blog is small and not a lot of people see it anyway. His down vote won't hide it anymore than how the current STEEM Power distribution will.
check out my comic on this. xD
https://steemit.com/politics/@skeptic/trump-vs-clinton-meme-comic
What is this? 519 dollars for what??
No wonder people are not staying here. So many users are working really hard on content and getting pennies and this is rewarded with over 500 dollars?
What am I missing?
I'm all for satire and making fun of anyone and everyone, but this is nowhere near funny and definitely not deserving of this sort of payout. This money doesn't come from a magic area of the internet. It is the reward pool we all share.
What a waste.
You seem upset. I can't blame you. Here are two of my recent posts (both of which were worth practically nothing) that is my take on the problem. Still in the land of satire.
https://steemit.com/steem/@aggroed/how-i-made-usd0-07-cents-in-5-posts-and-how-you-can-too
https://steemit.com/steemit/@aggroed/an-important-reminder-from-steemit-your-opinion-isn-t-worth-shit-unless-you-re-already-rich
I can't believe it's really down to Clinton or Trump. I feel bad for you people down south. Good luck. Chin up!