To be entirely honest...

• after which I will forever remind you that I launched your career...

That's rather steep a price to pay. :D

But it will be totally worth it for whoever gets the honor, the honor because they put in the hard work to earn that first.

Keep up the awesome paying it forward work. People like you make this otherwise rather challenging for many platform much more welcoming.

The whole #adoptaminnow project is one of the things Steem needs in order to improve the retention rate. Because of that movement alone, and the inherent understanding of the needs of many a minnow it shows (as well as other things I read from you), you should be a good guardian as a witness or spearheading a minnow community witness project.