Why My Username is glitchbitch

Well first off it's because I wanted it to be.

And I'm not really one to root my own horn or anything, but I'm kiind of a bitch.

Now the glitch part is where it gets really deep.

I've always felt like my brain is a computer, and good computers are always running smoothly, getting the job done and all that. Well, my computer is a little bit broken. Sometimes when things go wrong, I feel like I'M made wrong or something, like there's a system and I am the glitch in it, like my brain has viruses out the asshole.

Anyway, that's why.