You are viewing a single comment's thread from:

RE: #NSFW Fuck it!!!! Naughty joke contest! Win 15$ Steem Dollars.

in #contest7 years ago

Little Jhonny went to his dad one day and asked him what a vagina looked like.
"Well, that depends, son. Are we talking about before or after sex?" The dad replied.
"I don't know. What's it look like before?" Jhonny asked.
"Like a beautiful pink flower waiting to be opened by the sun." The dad said.
"Ok, what about after?" Jhonny asked.
The dad thought about it for a minute and replied, "You ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"

Coin Marketplace

STEEM 0.16
TRX 0.16
JST 0.031
BTC 58521.00
ETH 2488.65
USDT 1.00
SBD 2.39