Woke Up After Passing Out

in #funny8 years ago

When you just woke up after passing out drinking and can tell from everyone's expression that they did something to you but haven't figured out what yet
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There are tons of pranks, but holy candy crush!! See if you can beat this one:


Gives New Meaning To Having A Sweet Ass

goddamn kids, I clearly chose treat!!

lol you got both tricked & treats, lots of it! :D

Ewww....Hahah! I don't know if I'm disgusted or amazed.

But I'll never look at a lolly pop the same way again.

It will be a bad hangover when you wake up and realize someone sucked on your lollipop

That's the exact opposite, would be awesome to get sleep lollipop sucking

I'm not sure you would still say that if dentures are hanging around your dick

Haha good one, I'm too cheap though I wouldn't want to waste 10 bucks on lollypops

I swear, I don't trust any of you punks with your marker pens, lolly pops, and other accessories. So this will be my drinking armor when we all go out to get plastered at a SteemFest or when Steem goes to $1000.



Streemians Mofo: No Such Things As Too Cautious Around Them
source:dailymail.co.uk

hmm I see a potential opening...

Haha gold, just don't pass out and you will be fine ;)

Nobody is exempt, even vegans dresses their drunk friends


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Salad Man

well at least he's got a 6 pack, which is probably how he ended up like that in the first place

Nah that's clearly the result of a keg

Haha oh that's some funny shit :D

The morning after is always rough...

That's why I prefer to start drinking in the daylight hours


Drunk elephants

pffft lightweights

Hey idikuci,

When we all go drinking come SteemFest10, you better shave your extra fur (especially your nose & ears) before arriving or I'm thinking a poodle style cut may be in the cards for you:


source:instagram

Nah mate, I need all the hair I got

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Up to you if you want to check

I was teaching some people about Steemit tonight and showed them what I think is one of your best posts, ironically on the same topic: https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/decepticons-attack

Who knows what else happened while Chairman Meow was passed out...

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haha when I do those types of jokes I'm not even sure if most people get it
so I go for things a little more relatable and a little less subtle these days

A lot do, but a lot of generations/cultures/age groups around the world aren't familiar with those types of references - so I understand, but appreciate any time you throw an easter egg out there.

Haha yeah when ever I see a post from @traf I don't even have to think about if I should open it up. I just open it. Had some good laughs from his posts and the comments he receives

A similar thing happened to me except the jars where stacked in a different place

I am impressed that they were somehow able to stuff it into your forehead somehow

"hold still mittens"

mittens: yeah, i'll hold you still buddy...

Yeah! how the bottle are stay connected, it's very strange @traf

@traf - Lol. An Ass load of bottles! That expression is priceless. Better than waking up with some other kind of load on your ass I suppose ;)

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Regards,

@vm2904

If you pass out while I'm round u get the old willy on the face. No one is safe XD

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