Kickin' It With 10 Newly Minted Chuck Norris Steem Facts
If Chuck Norris became a Steem witness, blocks would be terrified to miss him.
No Steemian has ever survived the pressure of being followed by Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris used Steemium to find the best upvote at the time, it'd crash because Chuck Norris doesn't self-vote.
If anyone flagged Chuck Norris using the free downvote pool, the real cost would be a roundhouse kick to their nose to spite their face.
If Chuck Norris' ever made a blog post, it'd trend so fast that the Steem blockchain would virtually shatter.
I wouldn't recommend trying, but Chuck Norris cannot be muted on Steemit.
Hard fork consensus occurs if and only if Chuck Norris gives us a thumbs-up.
If Chuck Norris ever replied to you with a ninja emoji, you'd immediately receive a roundhouse kick to the face.
If Chuck Norris ever found out that @surfermarley quit Steem to work for EOS, his solitary tear would cause a massive tidal wave to wipe her out.
If Steemit hired Chuck Norris for marketing......
It's been ages since I hammered out a list of these. Hope a few got a laugh or two so Chuck isn't disappointed.
Got any to add??
pocketsend:11@steemmatt, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!
Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: steemmatt
New sending account balance: 273942
New receiving account balance: 160
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: 9dfd2cf509ef13f44bd5359e18427ab6a655d69e
Someone sent you some POCKET tokens. POCKET is an experimental sub-token system which operates on the Steem blockchain. It's like having a custom token without SMT. You can also send some to someone else by just commenting on a post with the following command:
pocketsend:number_of_token@recipient_name,memo
for example to send 10 tokens to @pocketjs, make a comment starting with:pocketsend:10@pocketjs,This is a gift
I am running Pocket-JS confirmer code.
loved the emoji kick! :D
Sup Dork?!? Enjoy the Upvote!!!
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This would be an absurd audio file.
I quite like the absurd ones!