Family Time, The Alliance way.
Unbelievable. How does a simple day of fishing turned into my family, @chris-the-batman, @DreemSteem, and @Enginewitty, close to being eaten alive by the largest, meanest, ugliest, fish known to man? Well, Let me tell you. It all started so innocently...
"Let's go fishing", @Enginewitty said.
"It will be relaxing", he said.
"You can sleep under the tree", he said.
"Hold this tac .45", he said.
"Wait! WHAT?", screeched out of me.
"Nothing to worry about", he said.
"No one has been able to catch this fish in a hundred years", he said.
"Hmmm...", I said while taking the .45 from him, making sure the safety was on and slipping it into my purse.
A day by a riverbank sounded just what I needed. I decided to forget that @Enginewitty's nickname is Lucky.
Waving my hand in front of Enginewitty, I said, "What are we waiting for? Daylights burning! You drive like an old man. Hand over those keys."
If I was going to have to save his life, I was going to be the one driving, was how I saw it. Enginewittys mouth opened and closed. Was that a sob I heard? His face contorted in an odd shape while placing the keys to his brand new 2019 Ram 1500 Limited in my hand.
He might have had one small tear welling up in the corner of his left eye too. Hard to say about that last bit, because I was running to the truck singing 'Who's got the Power', keys jingling in my hand.
I pulled up to the fishing hole. Enginewitty started doing the strangest thing. He didn't even wait until I came to a stop before jumping out of the truck and kissing the ground. He looked to be crying and laughing at the same time too. I didn't want to interrupt a secret fishing ritual so I made my way over to the large maple tree and settled in for a nice nap in the cool shade.
I was being lulled to sleep, with a smile on my face, to the grumblings of Enginewitty going on about crazy drivers and his new truck. I was soon fast asleep.
In my dream, I heard laughing off in the distance. The ground below me began to shake. I had a bit of a talk with The Sandman about trying to ruin my afternoon nap. Before Sandie could answer, reality hit in the form of water soaking me to the bone.
Making sure the .45 was safe and dry, I started to assess the situation I found myself in. Three family members were playing in bloody chummed filled water. Two horses were happily chomping grass 40 yards behind me. One stiff fishing pole was stuck in the ground between two oddly shaped mounds. Right...
I looked behind me to see if @JackMiller was going to show up for the fishing trip or if he had gotten sucked into a long game of Scrabble. It was looking like Scrabble had won the day. Hmmm...
I walked down to the river bank to explain to the kids how they might want to get out of the water, when off to my right a shimmer in the water caught my eye. I could see Enginewitty now waving his arms trying to get the two giggling nuts out of the water. Gauging the distance, I saw it was going to be too late.
I ran back to the maple tree. Resting my hands deep into the crevasses of the trunk I closed my eyes. Using all the energy I had, drawing on those around me, I called out a silent plea for help.
The maple tree responded in kind. The branches started shaking like the end of days. I pleaded stronger, pressing my hands as deep as they could go. I became one with the tree. The power of nature was in my hands. A power unlike any I had ever felt before. Taking a deep breath of the cleanest air imaginable I used the rest of my strength to open a portal.
In the last bit of awareness I had, I saw @JackMiller, phone in hand, trolling through the portal on a pontoon boat. He stopped in the middle of the swimmers. Taking the stiff fishing rod, I wrapped the .45 up with the fishing line. Screaming, I threw the rod over to the boat. Lucky for me a gust of wind from the branches of the maple tree helped it along.
I proceeded to say a prayer while crumbling to the ground.
This story started with @chris-the-batman wanting to learn how to write better. @dreemsteem offered her help as only Dreemy can. You can read his post called Writing: horse riding with Dreem to find out how it all started.
Next, @Enginewitty took the wheel in his side of the story called 😎The River Bank🌅 where many things start to go astray.
I was asked to write the third part of this @thealliance family Saga and I always do what I am told. LOL
@JackMiller is next up to bat in the writing line up. It should be interesting to see where he takes it from here.
I hope you have enjoyed the story even if you didn't know all the players.
Make someone smile today. It can not hurt you.
Love,
Snook
Photos used found here
Looking forward to the next episode!
you do as you're told? When did that start?
it was a weak moment....... :D
I am laughing sooooooooooo hard!!!!!!
this is becoming the MOST fun!!! hahahahahaha we NEED to get everyone from the blockparty 1 involved! and more of course!!! @jackmiller - you were part of blockparty 1 because I saw you with my very own eyes!!! LOLOL
oh man this is awesome! and you know... we could have other threads starting!!!
like people doing laughter yoga early in the morning (@mariannewest)
people back at the house - making dinner (@bluefinstudios)
people still making their way there (@shadowspub? stuck in Canada's finest airport? LOL)
people sneaking off for some hikes - (@prettynicevideo and Liz!) LOL
people playing cards and having their fingers ripped off(@jayna) by mean, competitive ladies hahahahaha shhhhh dont tell anyone who did that jayna!
people singing crazy songs in the car (@crescendoofpeace)
people relaaaaaaaaaxing on the front porch lol (@davedickeyyall, @bethvalverde, @scarletreaper, @rakkasan84) hehehe
i would call out @michaeldavid but he doesn't post, does he? LOL but he can come comment like me!!! LOL
awesome job @snook!!! becoming one with the tree and opening a portal - i love your mind! hahahahahahaha
this is too fun! but ya know.... i have to say.... LOL it wasn't bloody chum-filled waters when @chris-the-batman first wrote it! hahahahaha
shadowspub at an airport? what time dimension would that be in?
I was wondering the same thing when I read that LOLLL
Oh my gosh, I just saw this! Love how you called out everyone! And no worries — my fingers are all still intact. Ha ha!
I am so happy you loved it!!! <3
This was awesome and I would totally be a nervous wreck letting someone else drive my truck! Fishing ritual? LMAO that was funny. And I totally read two jiggling nuts for some reason. Sweet teleportation trick too! Have to teach me that one :P Thanks for helping the story along sis! Awesome addition to the viewpoints!
I giggled writing that whole part :D
and thank you!!!
Always good to be one with the tree 👍🤣
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Tis :D LOLLL
You never know when you will need a pontoon boat LOLL
What a hoot! This was such a fun read. You and those silly cohorts crack me up! Love it. ❤️
Yaaaaaaaaaaaa!! so happy to make you laugh!
This was great, and thanks, I needed the laugh.
Great efforts all, from @Chris-the-batman, @dreemsteem ,@enginewitty and of course our lovely @snook!!!
And I can totally believe that @enginewitty could be kissing the ground after letting anyone drive his new truck. ;-)
Fun read, everyone! Thanks again.
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SO happy I could help in the laughter department!! I know how that is.
Hope all is better now!!
Good thing Jackmiller had his pants on when you summoned him. 😂
He almost didn't but.............
:D
HAAAAAA!!!!
Absolutely loved this snook and thank you so much for mentioning me and dreem. Me and @dreemsteem are the dreem team 😜. Absolutely loved this story and wow I’m loving the reaction from the family it’s getting I’m so happy 😀
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You started a very wonderful thing!!
Thank You for that!!!
Hello lovely lady! :D
Oh my land, that was too funny, thanks for sharing. :D LOL. :D
God bless you and your wonderful family. :D Have an awesome day my fabulous friend! :D
You are so welcome!!
Thank you for laughing :D
You always make me chuckle. :D