7FOLLOW ME
Here we have pictured some of Earths cheapest, most repulsive,and intolerable perfumery. The following follow me products and my imaginings are an intimate glimpse into my shower thoughts.
I felt the branding of a pure shit product that was gifted to me as a wedding present was the perfect image to launch my follow me campaign. I too can be offensive and overwhelming like a loose fart trapped on an elevator as you enter. You didn't expect this nor are you deserving of such a vile offense to the senses. Eyes watering and choking you attempt to find the open door button but your fingers fail you and instinctively cover your face holes to inhibit the gaseous fecal molecules from entering your body that is a temple. Back to my appeal for your follow, I am neither the fart or the sociopath farter. I am simply the elevator attempting to take you up or down to your destination.
Hence I have also included exhibit C the natural coconut crystal deodorant stick that has no smell whatsoever. Its powerful formulation protects you from the body odor we seek to proactively destroy. It's safe long lasting and effective. Most all deodorants and especially antiperspirants contain chemicals and metals you probably don't want and absolutely don't need. Not to mention every man's bad stench protecterant smells cheap and overpowers your high dollar eu de toilet cologne of choice.. I am so satisfied with this all natural option I'm considering exporting to the woke people of the world and of course re-branding it with my image and perhaps the name follow you. Or maybe I'll just go with stalker or incognito maybe ninja or zero I'm working on the logistics and legality.
In conclusion you never know what to expect from me and the entertainment value of such an account is priceless on an all too predictable platform. My perspicacious postings will leave you bemused and my sesquipedalian prose is worthy of your attention. I have surprised even myself with this shower content having covered many bases and afforded myself the opportunity to sell myself, my natural deodorant, and include tags for creative people and those looking for relief from the mundane. Of course I won't actually tag any tribes as I don't wish to challenge the definition of such pursuits and I've been warned before that I'm not in fact creative or deserving of more than a stern warning from the creativity police. With that I leave you to sniff your pits and ponder the time you spent enjoying this and how you'd like to respond to my sincere efforts to attract more eyes on my seriously not serious creations. Yellow is the best smellow for a fellow
Skynyrd dude
Skynyrd dude
Can we buy your new product with steem?
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I'm totally working on all points of sales and distribution. In all seriousness though it's an amazing product. I found it in Thailand and believe I paid around 3 or 4 USD for it and lasted me 6 months or more and has another 6 months to go I'd guess.. Not bad at all and I seriously hate the smell of cheap deodorants mixing with my Monte Blanc
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Fantastic looking forward to what you come up with 👍
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Yeah buddy!! Just ask yourself how many of the 'creativity police' can escape unharmed from 'the elevator' where you are trying to take them up or down to their destination.
Especially if they can't appreciate fully the 'subtle' kickass odor of the guitar solo of a reckless & sweaty free bird.
I'm just a simple man
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"Mama told me when I was young
"Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day."
And since Life's a Beach cliché, now pay extreme attention to the lyric of this next song for a couple of sunny days this weekend. :)
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