Humorous Questions
Life would be dull and gloomy if people did not have a sense of humour, if there were no laughter. It is through humour, and laughter, that we soften some of life’s demand on us. And once we can find laughter, no matter how painful the situation might be, we can survive it.
Take some time to ponder these humorous and tongue-in-cheek questions, some of which have a lot of truth in them.
Questions for you to Ponder
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? - Unknown
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? - A. A. Milne
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
Do they have the word ‘dictionary’ in the dictionary? - Unknown
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? - Unknown
How can anything be ‘new and improved’? If it’s new, what was it improving on? - Unknown
How can you know what you want till you get what you want and you see if you like it? - Stephen Joshua Sondheim
How come abbreviated is such a long word? - Steven Wright
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? - Steven Wright
How is it possible to have a civil war? - Unknown
How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were? - Unknown
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You wait and wait getting grumpier by the second and then worried and then mad.......'they' arrive laughing over an inane excuse, 'traffic' and kiss your cheek and you have to restart your mood............. "not fair!!!"
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Indeed it is not fair at all. But that's life, and I am sure we all have that one (hopefully, not more than one) person in our lives who does that to us. After a while, I guess we get used to that.
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I love Steven Wright: “I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included, so I had to buy them again.”
Yes, Steven Wright is one funny guy.
I agree with Mark Twain. Humor IS the saving thing.
Indeed! Thank you for taking a look. :-)
There is an issue with the esteem bot.... 1% votes are not normal! Hopefully it will be resolved soon. 🙂
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SBI hasn't been voting my posts for the last 4 days too. I do not know the ins and outs enough to know how things work, but I am sure things will right itself after a couple of days. :-)
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haha! howdy sir Vincent! lots of really good ones here, quite a few are my favorites. lots of pondering.