Definitions

Come what may, Life goes on. So, we might as well just relax, and take it easy – enjoy our lives, laugh and be happy. When we are happy and at peace, we are able to deal with the situations of the everyday life better. Hopefully, the following definitions will bring on a chuckle or at least a smile.

Definitions You won’t See in The Dictionary

Committee – A group that takes a week to accomplish what one good person could accomplish in a day. - Unknown

Custard – a detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. - Ambrose Bierce

Cynic – a blackguard whose faulty visions sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce

Democracy – the state of affairs in which you consent to having your pocket picked, and elect the best man to do it. - Benjamin Lichtenberg

Destiny – a tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure. - Ambrose Bierce

Diplomacy – the patriotic art of lying for one’s country. - Ambrose Bierce

Doctor – a person who tells you that if you do not cut something out, something will have to be cut out of you. - Unknown

Domestic harmony – willingness of one’s mate to play second fiddle.- Unknown

Education – that which reveals to the wise and conceals from the stupid the vast limits of their knowledge. - Mark Twain

Egotist – a person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. - Ambrose Bierce

Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity. - Unknown

Flatterers – mind readers – they tell us precisely what we think. - Unknown

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