planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoSnow (2)Shoveling snow is like gardening … sometimes a bumper crops up.planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoBigfootI almost hit Bigfoot with my van ... it was a near myth.planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoSide Effects. A side effect of a side effect must be a “besides effect”. .planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoGoogleHave you ever “Googled” your name? No, me neither. ... I’m sure if you did, there would be a bunch of cool stuff…planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoCandlesAll lit candles smell the same to me, … they have a singed eyebrows sort of odor.planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoMickey MouseWhen I see costumed characters, I am aware that there is a person in the costume sweating away and doing a job. I…planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoSnowman Poetry (2)The problem with fish and deer is you never know how many are near.planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoThe WillSomeone left me something in their Will, but I don’t understand what it is. It’s an incoheritance!planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoBrainMy brain is like a vending machine: sometimes things don't come out ... so I have to shake it a bit.planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoSnowman PoetryI saw a snowman in a box. I think that he was dead. I couldn't bury him in the ground. I'll wait for Spring instead.planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoThe EdgeI like living on the edge … or maybe it’s just the periphery.planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoIciclesAn icicle will last just as long at 35°C as it does at 0°C. ... I eat them pretty fast.planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoYou should have been thereWhen the plane lost both engines, all the passengers and crew put on parachutes and escaped unharmed. It was…planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoWhat are you good at?Most people really excel at something. I’m pretty good at traffic lights.planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoFeeling FoolishI felt really foolish sitting in the dentist’s chair with the pink paper bib around my neck … especially when they…planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoTechnically (2)Technically, when you are wearing 2 different socks, ...it’s the same as wearing one different sock really.planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoBananasIt's actually quite difficult to slip on a banana peel. I never find one in my size ... or the right occasion.planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoWhy?. Why does a little piece of food at the back of your throat make you gag like crazy, … but a piece of lettuce on…planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoSidesWhen people start choosing sides, it's probably best to choose the blindside … because people never expect that!planetross (32)in #humor • 9 years agoWishesI wish I were an elephant. I forget why.