Alexa jokes #8
Alexa, also known as the Echo Dot, can do many impressive things. According to Amazon it:
is a hands-free, voice-controlled device that uses Alexa to play music, control smart home devices, make calls, send and receive messages, provide information, read the news, set alarms, read audiobooks from Audible, control Amazon Video on Fire TV, and more
I mostly use it for listening to Pandora, finding out the weather, and asking for BTC/silver/gold prices. However, my favorite thing is to have her tell me jokes. Some are lame and others are worth a small smile but some are either deserving of a good chuckle or a good-ole-laugh.
Here are some of the recent ones:
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
May the forks be with you.
how do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face!
How is duct tape like the Force?
It has a dark side, a light side and it binds the galaxy together.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear
Why don't sharks eat clownfish?
They taste funny.
What do you call a camel with no hump?
Humphrey
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What were the wishbone's last words?
Oh snap!
What do you call a muddy chicken that crosses the road twice?
A dirty double crosser.
What do you call an elephant on hockey skates?
An icebreaker
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No, I don't think that.
We can always hope.
Not in my case.
Are you not able to hope?
I am a human.
Y is ur name cleverBOT then?
Tes, you are.
No you are not fat.
Interesting, is that fact or opinion?
It's by Chris berg.
Is Chris related to Ice? ...last names are both pronounced the same.
What is your name?
How many guesses do I get?
As much as you want. Now guess.
I read them to my 2 granddaughters while they were visiting with me tonight! They laughed and laughed!!!
:) Wonderful, thank you for sharing... that you shared them. hahahahaha!
I'm glad you all enjoyed them.
Ha! I didn't realize that Alexa could bring the "funny."
I didn't either - has been quite the pleasant surprise. However, I may've almost exhausted her bag of jokes as most of what she's telling me now are repeats.
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