Swamp Beers!
Where the hell am I?! What is this place?!
Wait, is it a swamp?
Well, if it is a swamp then surely there is only one question that must be asked. One question that would matter?
What's the beer like?
RAAR!!!
Only kidding, I am not in a swamp, I am however sitting with a couple of dank, brown beers. Brown, I hear you cry? Have I been milking the wrong end of a cow? Not at all. These are some mighty fine brown beers.
After last weeks astonishing double 10 boomage on the scores front, let's not mess about and get stuck straight into the tasting!
First up...
Maduro, from Cigar City Brewing. I have never heard of this bunch. It's always good to try a new, at least to me, brewery.
The can promises all sorts of coffee, toffee and chocolate delights. My Pork Odin is already getting restless at the thought. Bring it to me!!
That's a very dark brown, like my old Uncle Charlie's teeth. But then, he was a bit of a shit eater.
Anyway enough reminiscing!! How does it taste?
Hmmph. That was gash. Did no-one tell them I was coming? Me and my big sophisticated beer palate that takes no prisoners. Especially ones that taste like dank arse shavings?
Outrageous. The more I try to drink it the shittier it gets. Boo hiss. 3/10 booms. I'm being generous because I ejaculated earlier today and it has put me in quite the good mood.
Can the next one save the evening? It looks like it is all down to...
Fallen Brewing has some nifty little numbers up their sleeve and I am quite the fan of their stuff. I hope this means that they shan't betray me by putting muddy crack water into a can and selling it to me for a giggle.
Only one way to find out!
This one is a tad paler than the tosh I had before it. It looks more regal. Like a brown bear wearing a crown whilst doing a shit. Yes. It suits you, your majesty.
But no matter how it looks, it only matters how it tastes, so bombs away!
Oh man, it's got that septic bitterness of a wasted life. It is genuinely like the stuff old men with yellow tobacco stained fingers drink whilst telling you that you are doing life all wrong.
I am not much of a fan, there is no character to it. Just old mannity. I will give it 5/10 booms simply because it isn't awful.
Well, I could never have hoped to replicate last week so I am feeling quite chirpy about it all! I hope you all have a lovely weekend!
Cheers!!
I feel sorry for this lot. Hard to follow-up a perfect Sabeerday. There must be casualties!!
A rather generous tally of 8 across the two, considering the facial expressions. Arse-shavings and ashtrays, not sounding like a good combination overall. I hope you give your teeth a good brush tonight boom!
And what's this, birthday beers next week? I'll have to find something I've not tasted before and cheers to that!
There was done fair amount of guffery last night!!
Aye, next week I shall celebrate another milestone lol!! I hope to have a couple of crackers, as it were :0D
Well I must say, none too shabby for the impending big 4-0!
Haha!! Ah if only mine wasn't a few years beyond;!;
Brother the best swamp beer is right here.
Ah see, I should have stuck with the Stouts!! That looks great!
Damn those Florida people!!! They just can't represent at all phht! Cigar City Brewing indeed. Those Tampa folks can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground lol. Well, then there's the birthday week. I bet it'll be a doozy!
I ate on the Tampans! I think!! Lol
The birthday week should be good!! I have very high hopes!!
@meesterboom hello dear friend, without doubts you are the best taster of beers, I do not know how you do to get these.
Swamp beer! This is incredible, I also knew, how lucky you were early, otherwise they would fly out the window.
Good weekend to you too
I do my best to get the message across. I ain't she the brewers if the beers might agree. I might end up a wanted man :0) cheers @jlufer!
When the best beer you have is like licking an ashtray it's a sad, sad day! Haha! I love the faces you make almost as much as your colorful descriptions ;)
I have a face that could launch a thousand ships!! Har!! Yeah, they were shit tonight but it was fun ripping into them!!
Aye, you do, handsome as all get out ;) I actually missed last week's but I have remedied that now, had to see what 2 10 boom beers looked like! And they look fabulous! Hope you saved a couple for this week :)
I have two crackers for next weekend which is the birthday weekend of kings!!! It just mine lol. Last week's was awesome, rhubarb and Custard, I mean WTF!?!
Oooh, birthday beers, hard to top that! Anything special planned? Mates taking you out to get snockered?
I know it, it has renewed my faith in fruity beers, I will be looking for some myself now!
I ain't going out!! I have been bumped by the gods of bad child sleep. It's still too mental to be allowed our a night in the sauce. I am quite bereft!!
After the Lord Mayors Carriage comes the shit cart.
Go back to the bloke in the bottlo, and try paper and pencil to get a good one for next week.
I do need to get a good couple for next week, is my birthday weekend!!! :0D
For your birthday I would have thought you would be testing a few single malts, aka, the water of life.
Well, normally I would but since the little boom had been born I have mostly stayed off the spirits because of the night wakenings! So at least for a little while longer I will stick to the beer. Although that's probably one of the reasons I like barrel aged beers so much
Then, because it is your birthday, do a "confirmation, re-check" on a couple of 10's.
You don't need a 3/10 to celebrate.
I could take the safe road. I might actually not about the ones I try. I am not sure what I will do!
we will wait with bated breath,
will age bring wisdom?
will he treat himself for his birthday?
if not, why not?
I wonder if age ever will bring wisdom, to be that is!
I look forward to the shitty beers. It would be boring without the occasional arse shaving flavor enhancements.Looking forward to a zero at some point and you spitting it out or gagging. We can only live in hope for that day.
Lol, there was one I spat out one day. It was fucking awful. I kinda look forward to them as well. I knew I was having too much luck lately. That first one was shit!
I so want to taste uncle Charlie’s shitty teeth brew. A good ejaculation always make shitty a little less shitty.
I always wanted to be a professional ejaculator.
Well done
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A professional ejaculator... Let me think, I am sure there is a term for that ;O)
Hehe, cheers dude!!
I don’t want to be filmed though. I don’t want people to see my oversized clitoris
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If you tie it up with string people will just think you have bought along a beef joint!
I tie weight to it so that I can stretch it a little.
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Howdy sir meesterboom! Nothing close to last week's magnificent pairing. That's unfortunate. Hey what's your favorite beer or one that you would normally drink, one of those super strong black things?
My favourite is a chipotle beer cake mexicake. It's a dark number, if I am drinking a few though I tend to go for a blond or wheat beer. It's tricky, I try so many good ones now that is hard to have a favourite!
yes sir I understand, thanks for the explanation and answer. That "chipotle beer cake mexicake" is that a real beer? lol..it sounds like something Uncle Boom would have...I've never heard of anything like that!
It's a very real beer, in fact I might be looking at a rum barrel version of it tomorrow!!
wow, yes sir meesterboom, it sounds like all they need for that beer is to put some rum in there! lol. that will be an interesting video, but they ALL are!
It might be boring. I intend to be a bit drunk!!
ha! sir meesterboom those are a bit hilarious! I mean, I struggle to understand some of the words but other than that they are too funny. It's very inviting, I think people wish they were there sharing a beer with you and learning from the Sage of Scotland!