抱大腿——【第一屆 deanliu X Partiko 微小說 競賽：42字】
deanliu搞了小说比赛，
美得我呀乐开怀。
女色我都不理睬，
包机来把码头拜。
养家糊口难自嗨，
我抱大腿骚diss耐~
partiko对格式的支持有点差，后面附上了图片。这首诗是为了参加刘美女 @deanliu举办的微小说大赛：https://busy.org/@deanliu/deanliu-x-partiko--42-9jfpouoo
在steemit混熟了的人都知道，要想混得好，大腿少不了。
刘美女作为一个长发及腰的美女（在手机上看他的头像是一个有着乌黑亮丽秀发的后脑勺，在电脑上放大看原来是个小帅哥，这误导过多少steemit上的色狼啊！），是cn区排得上的大腿，他还经常借着写小说的名义抒发中年男人（其实是自己）的内心小九九，结合之前的头像误导，推断他应该是典型的闷骚男。
面对骚男，只能更骚才能抱得上大腿！
所以写了这首骚气逼人的藏头诗。
骚diss耐~
图片来源于百度图库免费搜索。
希望喜欢我文字的人，去看看这个吧，说说对我的看法，请我吃星星，谢谢啦~
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腿毛好长😄
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嗯，腿毛好看！大腿啥都是好的！！！
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steemit好说唱！
哈哈，明天来个真小说
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简直不能太溜
哈哈，显然失败了，没有赞😅
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哈哈！😄！是在推广抱大腿吗？
哈哈，是刘美女举办了一个微小说大赛，最多42个字，我就写了首诗来参加
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美女包养你那是已经实现的目标，diss耐是啥意思？
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你没看全啊！骚迪斯奈啊！但是多了一个字，迪斯就用diss代替了啊！
诗是要读的呀！
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哦~原来机sir大腿是介样抱上的呀🙊 👍
😂😂😂
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笑喷了，小机机无敌！
哈哈哈，能让大家开心就好😆
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