Hey Steemit, Wanna Win Some Silver?
This is a contest for everyone. The rules are simple, make fun of Canada.
It should be easy, we're all a buncha wacky ass fishermen and lumberjacks right? We talk funny and we also live in igloos.
Plus there's the Canadian Tuxedo
Some would say that's too much denim, we say there's never enough, layer that shit up right up eh?
Our bands are the butt of alot of jokes. Look here's the pride of Hanna, Alberta..
If Nickleback is too edgy and aggressive for ya we got this kid..
Now that all the ladies panties are wet maybe I'll tell you a bit more about the contest..
My good friend @fat-elvis is hosting this and he chose me as the lucky judge. Make fun of Canada, its that simple. Whether it be a joke, a stereotype or just a rant about how much you hate nice friendly people. The link is here so read up on it and take part!
https://steemit.com/contest/@fat-elvis/canadian-silver-giveaway-contest-enter-now-to-win
Wanna know what your playing for? It's some Sweet old Canadian silver 🍁
This contest is open to anyone from anywhere on the planet. We had a few decent entries but I'm here today telling you we need more. It's a chance to make fun of us and win some silver for your trouble!
Here's a Canadian Lumberjack doing his thing
Fucking hot right ladies? We started the hipster trend but didn't know we were doing it? That's just how we dress #trendsetters
I could have used a pic of @phelimint but he's got enough airtime around here 😛
This last one's for @clayboyn. He's a huge Robin Sparkles fan!
Check out the contest post, it's all good fun and believe me we can take a joke. We're pretty much the funniest people on the planet, but I'm biased 😁
Looking forward to seeing what you got!
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Awesome shout out man, I entered the contest with my sterotype photo, no point anyone else entering now...PS you really think my awesome photo is played out? I'm gonna put my shirt on that matches your dude there and retake it I think. 'cept that guy's saw's got like a 12" bar, he's gonna have bar envy after he sees man.
Yeah we may have wore out lumberpheli lol plus I didn't wanna pay the royalties to use it again 😂
Robin Sparkles is love Robin Sparkles is life.
wow. apparently you are a great guy fan i like it .. i miss you guys
This is awesome!
I'll check it out! Should be lots of fun and easy too. After all were just sitting beavers...
Yeah it's a cool contest and open to anyone. Hoping for some good jokes or burns 😊
What does Maple Syrup and the Canadian post have in common? Their both sloooooow coming out of the bottle......
Lol save it for the contest post bud 😁 Also I sent those SBDs to ya earlier. Thx again!
Yeah I took 5sbd of that and entered you in my contest.
https://steemit.com/steemsilvergold/@raybrockman/it-s-time-for-chance-at-owning-some-silver
Oh did I miss a post? This stupid job is interfering with my Steemit 😤 I'll check it out..and im gonna have to send u some more I wanted u to have some extra for your trouble!
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How could you say anything nasty about Canadians? I think I just may have.... I know you'll all take it the right way though... hopefully😉
Ofcourse! Check out the contest post bud 😎
I did. Posted about how awesome Aussies are instead lol.
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Sorry.
Good to have a good sense of humour just makes the world go round.