Jokes

Top jokes

1. I bought Gucci soap for ¢200 and Gucci sponge for ¢350 and since morning I've been looking for where to bath for people to see me
2. "Most Girls Pray For # Hardworking men, Yet They Don't Respond To Greetings From labourers."
3. Gentlemen No girl is ugly...It's just that some of them look like their fathers
4. I don't know what's wrong with me, If a girl call me darling, i feel like transferring money to her
5. Some Girls Want A Guy That Will Be Checking On Them Every 5minutes.....
   Abeg My Sister Are You Livescores??
6. I have a question for those who don't eat pork saying that the demons were cast into the pigs... Why do you still drink water since the pigs ran into the river ????
   .... _wisdom will not kill me .....
7. This heat is too much, you might think the Government has chewed the money meant for the rains too aba, na WA for you ooo
8. Hotel Room 80k for 24hours. It's ok I will Sleep with the gateman.
9. I dat survived 9 months in my mom's belly without light..
   Nepa don't even know me oo..
   Since morning they refused to give us power supply and they tink they are doing me ...
10. I bought power bank for 500 Naira at the junction...And I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power bank
    Abeg what type of witchcraft softwork be that?
11. Yesterday I decided to use this shortcut that passes through a cemetery. Two ladies ran towards me telling me how scared they were walking alone so they joined me.
    I told them even me I used to fear when I was alive.
    I can't tell u their speed limit