Yup, call me nutjob, but I honestly think this is how it happened. I just never had the guts to make it public before.

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Let's jump right into it

I'll just skip right into the lunatic stuff without any further introduction. By the way, I'm agnostic, not an atheist. But aliens aren't what I'd call divine, either.

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1) Mount Olympus

The gods' residence in greek mythology and every correspondent in other religions was an alien vessel, which is why it was floating up in the sky. It could probably look like a floating mountain if they wanted it to, but I think it was just a spaceship. Humans at the time described it as a floating mountain because of a lack of better vocabulary. That's how they passed it on through the ages. This might be what Lucifer guarded.

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2) The dinosaur paradox solution

Dinosaurs can't exist in our Earth. Their massive bodies would collapse under our current gravity. The air just doesn't have enough oxygen to power those pterodactyl wings. They're literally biologically impossible, unless we change back Earth's eletromagnetic field itself, reverting the gravity change, which would allow their existence. There will be no Dino Parks until this gets "fixed".

Can an asteroid's impact really change a planet's electromagnetic field? Look up the Dinosaur Paradox here.

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3) The 10 Commandments

These were the exalted moral rules of the angel army, propagated over time because it was a military nation, twisted over the ages after aliens left/hid themselves until humans stopped believing in aliens, leading us to think of it as commandments to "God".

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4) Jehovah

Whatever the initial vowel pronunciation was (because we filled in since we don't know what the word originally sounded like), that was the name of one of the commanding aliens.

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5) Genesis

This is my favorite. Everything in Genesis from the Bible is real, except it is actually a human's point of view from that age. Lucifer, a high guard, part of the "angel" army, cherished by all as the perfect soldier, felt jealous and offended when his gods (the aliens) planned on making the next genetic iteration of humans (adams). His envy led him to try to steal the gods' "magic", or whatever they would use to make the adams in their image (in god's image). When invading the alien room he guarded (beam up/down room, maybe?), he got caught. He was framed for corruption instead so the word about what was in the alien room wouldn't get out, then got tossed in a volcano as public example.

[image sources: 1, 2, 3a, 3b, 4, 5]

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Did you know the existence of aliens is scientifically probable? Read more about it here. This fact presents the Fermi Paradox, which might have a different answer here.

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Thank you for reading!