Just do not laugh, please.

Trrrrrrrr .... Well, sort of like a drum roll!
Prepare yourself, my friends, dial in the chest with more air, because the first prize in the nomination "walking disaster," today I get! Applause and muffled sobbing!
The same thing must be easily dressed this night, without keys, without a card, without money, without communication, without cigarettes, without panties (!), And with little hope of a favorable outcome, on the threshold of your home.
It all began with the fact that in the middle of the winter in my house the hot water was turned off just 10 minutes before I was about to take a shower. Do without a shower - not an option at all, a couple of hours I have a train, in front of the road you need to put yourself in order.
Any other normal girl, just put on the stove and heated a bucket of water, but not me. Nastya was impatient to go through half the city to wash herself with a friend who has hot water.
Well, here, I forgot the keys - with this very friend, with the backpack. It happens right? To return at such a time is not an option, there is a small child, when I left they already went to bed. I've strained people already, it would have been quite insolence.
Money - there is no cash at all, everything is either on the card or in the crypto currency, the card is at home. Communication - the last 94 kopecks on the phone, called my mother, she was happy that it will not be sooner than an hour.
Cigarettes - well, hell, well, I just bought them and put them in my pocket, where, well, whereeee?
Well, the most interesting. Thongs. During bathing, I managed to drop them into the water. Old - dirty, new - wet. Of course, I did not want to pull wet after the bath, the panties that had fallen from the towel warmer into the soap pool, to the fragrant young body. Well, what - the dress is long, woolen, night, criminal area, 12 degrees below zero. And there is no one to go to. All the civilian population at this time has long since been sleeping, and to the only person to whom you can come at any time of the day, came to visit his girlfriend, and she, being a refined creative nature, just did not understand the motives of my night visit, did not want him and I do not need a scandal. And tuporylila on the bench at the parade ground for an hour until my mother came, the benefit of such a frost and wind, the number of bullies and gangsters on the street per unit area, reduced. Thank you that at least in the end, a kind uncle-taxi driver let in the car to get warm.

It's very strange in general that I, with all my introductions, have lived up to 20 years. Reasoning logically, was to perish in infancy.
And I love you all as I always do. For the fact that endure me, such a silly dumb :)
And I'll get ready for the trip myself, if only I can not forget something else.

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