Santa VS Jesus - A Match for Christmas
This definitely shouldn't be taken seriously!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Tonight we're going to witness the most important match of the era! This is the fight for the Christmas!
Our fighters were trained in different categories!
In the red corner we have a heavy weight champion for the last 200 years.
Height: 2.07m / 6ft 9.5in
Weight: 188 kilograms / 415 lb
He was preparing his whole life for this match! He was training on the North Pole and he is convinced that he will take the victory! He promised to his opponent that he will knock him down in the first round! He also bribed the kids all over the world to cheer for him this night! More than 90% of people in this arena cheer for him and place their bets on him! This fighter is ruthless! So, ladies and gentlemen, show some respect for
SANTA CLAUS!!!
In the blue corner we have a guy that fights the evil for more than two thousands years!
Height: 1.84m / 6ft
Weight: 71 kilograms / 157 lb
Trained in middleweight category, this fighter was preparing himself in the desert with no food and water and He knocked down the devil himself! He was gone for some time but now has returned to claim the Christmas. He didn't use any bad words for his opponent, some rumors even say that when Santa punches him in the right cheek, this hero will turn his left cheek! He claims that Santa stole the Christmas from him and he won't let it be! We all know about his amazing skills and miracles. Although everybody cheers for Santa, this fighter says calm and he promised that his father won't involve in the match! So, give an applause to
JESUS CHRIST!!!
Are you ready?
Boxing fans, are youuuu rrrrrready???
For a thousand attendants and a million watching this match on TV, ladies and gentlemen,
let's get ready to rumble!!!
Thank you!!!
Thank you for posting @dumar022.
Very kind of you to present Christ as strong for He was.
The conflict goes on....Absolute good and truth versus..that which is false.
The victory at the cross has been won....securing eternal life for those who believe in Him.
Wishing you and yours a Happy Christ-mas.
Cheers.
Thank you @bleujay for always understanding my real point.
Lol. This remind me of the Kličko, Joshua boxing match. I'll bet on the younger one.
Nominiro sam te za bnw challenge :)
Match of the year. We are ready to watch it. LOL
Nice, this was my ugly sweater art contest entry :)
hahaha! Yeah we are ready :)
LOL :)))
How can Santa lose. He has all the gift bribed kids behind him. He fights dirty and his opponent Jesus is non violent. Fight over in one round.
yeah.... lets do it :)
Thanks @dumar022!! This is so extremely funny!!