Daily Joke : 2018-11-01

in #dadjoke • 8 years ago (edited)

Daddy's home!

Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours!

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

Oh God.

This is TRULY terrible? Don't worry - we know!

If you're dad ever tells this one we wont be surprised if you punch him in the throat.

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