Comedyopenmic week 22: My best haircut ever!

Hey guys, how you guys doing? I hope you guys are all doing great.
It is yet another time to participate once again in this week edition.
For me, I have no trace of comedy in my spirit so just chill and get bored. I guess you should know the whole story after looking at the pictures below.

Two days ago, I decided to do something unusual. I decided to go online to browse up this hairstyle for my barber. When I got to his shop, I asked him " can you give me this exact haircut?" The guy told me "my guy sit down". I asked again to be sure to avoid disaster, the barber now said " this haircut is not an issue". With the trust I gathered from his confidence I sat down gracefully like a chairman.

He went ahead to start the generator. I blame Nigeria for the power supply issues. At first he was barbing the hair and I was getting more confident and feeling so happy about my future look after coming out of the saloon.
After five minutes, I started noticing that the generator started crying and making funny sounds. I asked my barber hope this generator would stay till we are done? My barber said with so much confidence "that one no be issue" meaning that the generator is strong enough for the business. After one minute, I noticed that there was a swift change in my haircut. I asked my barber again "guy can you do this?" He said again "that one no be issue". At this point I was getting scared.
All of a sudden the generator tripped off. Can you believe I asked my barber what was happening and he said "that one na small issue" meaning it is a small thing. Do you know this generator which was a small thing did not come on for 3 hours.
At this point my hair was in a form that made me glued to the barber.

After all the maneuvers to get the generator to function, the power holding company of Nigeria( the so called agents in charge of power supply in nigeria) came to my rescue. And we continued the journey.

In less than ten minutes the guy had successfully carved my hair as a carpenter should. I had no choice than to do a simpler cut which was to clear the head off.
Never trust people with too much confidence
I nominate @gamsam and @alexmalone for this week.