Disgruntled: COM18 second entry

I'm constantly searching for ways to improve my life, kinda like everyone else, no where more so than on steemit where I have to constantly create, constantly be at the top of my game, this isn't a sprint, its a fucking marathon.
I like to think I've worked really hard, I spend hours thinking up some of these "quality" contents that often turn out to sound like Shitposts because people like @pangoli @calelblailmusik and other smarty pants, know it alls use 90% of the words in Websters dictionary to talk about their breakfast.
I've considered breaking into the NSFW industry but making sextapes and uploading will require a quality camera, good lighting and most importantly, a willing victim individual to drop her guard, standards, hopes, dreams and expectations, to have sex with me(most likely under duress) in front of a camera. I can't afford a gun right now but I hear @trumpman wouldn't mind lending me one.

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Ah yes, back to the issue, sometimes I check the steem power of some individuals and I can't help but view in awe, I've offered countless handjobs to @idikuci for sp delegation but that man drives a hard bargain, generally, they all do. Countless dick pics, goat and handjob offerings later, I'm still here, stuck in plankton town. Life's not fair.

source: google search " sad broke man"

I've even tried to go straight edge a couple of times, I spent hours listening/reading the going ons in "Normal" discord channels and after 10 seconds, I find myself bored out of my mind or thinking of cock jokes to post in Carl's cock room in the Comedyopenmic discord channel.

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The constantly dwindling price of steem isn't helping matters either, I joined this platform in December, with the modest hope of buying a small five bedroom flat duplex in a middle class neighbourhood in Lagos; as it stands, I can only barely afford to pay for my internet and can't stream porn as often as I used to, due to my data bundle. I'm literally at the ebb of it right now. Them botvotes use to help us little guys get by, nowadays, they seem like fucking scams, you're better off buying weed from @dj123 with your steem than wasting them on those fuckers.
Its now over six months and I'm still not rich as fuck, all my ex-girlfriends are getting married and I haven't earned enough money to visit India to really stalk @diebitch with all the quality voyeur tools I've been purchasing since.

Here's the link to the introductory post and rules.
Please vote @comedyopenmic for witness, just go to steemit.com/~witnesses and input "comedyopenmic" in the space provided. I've shaved goats for this.
I also nominate @trumpman and @detlev to make entries