The Neuro-Linguistic Programming aspect... You definitely aren't holding back on this one. Everyone wants to willingly grab the hand of anyone "claiming to be a professional" in such a volatile and uncertain market as crypto. If people want to get baited for not thinking for themselves, then education needs to step in. The plus side, even drawing magic meme lines (as people like to call it on imageboards), you can be right 50% of the time.
I really enjoyed this satirical post, because there is a lot of real info on manipulation in here! I nearly spit out my water at "The Solo Titty" and "The Crazy Bitch Smackdown Rebound."
This is definitely the revamp of being a Miss Cleo, or anyone claiming to bring you to riches if you buy their audio book!
The thing about the Ready to Burst pattern... When it does pop, the ejected spermacoins don't know if they're swimming towards an egg, or up the large intestine. Odds are good they'll end up in a world of shit.
that might require a longer attention span to pay attention to than I'd imagine most of his hardcore fans/supporters would have.
after all, this popularity seems to be driven more by the desire for linguistically-manipulative optimism-fuel and delegation of responsibility than actual diligent education of what all it takes to consistently develop and execute successful trading strategies.
I guess this all goes to reveal that as much as there may be good intentions behind the idea of reputation score/system, a high score isn't always an excellent indicator of what substance to expect...
Ok, now you just HAVE to put this charts on a regular basis. I swear to Goku I will upvote them all, open you a fan club, administrate your sect... discord channel, I mean, and open you an Etsy with HD printed merch.
the unicorn and the dick, can't take credit for. the rest... well, I might not wanna confess that was me, should anyone use it as incriminating evidence of psychological disturbance. lol.
hmmm... this could be the beginning of something... :-)
LOL! 😀 I can't believe you actually made me laugh at silly chart patterns, but well done!
Yes, one of the things I've newly come to see as a drawback on this platform is how people like Mr. H can truly exploit a system like this. For the most part I consider Steemit to be a culture of generosity and kindness, where people fret not being able to give as many upvotes as they would wish due to diminished upvote power (from upvoting people too much!). But then there are always those exploiters who can't help being, well, exploitative and even anti-social.
LMAO!!! hahahahaha.... I was thinking oh man, this is just the exact thing some T.A guys are doing now LOL....
I mean, T.A CAN NOT predict anything, it is a bit helpful to understand markets and take some buying points etc, but most of it is complete speculation and in my experience so far you really cant use it to predict any price at all... This is not financial advice LOL, non of them really can take responsibility for their analysis...
You can predict PERFECTLY. For example: price might go up to this, this, this, this, or this level. Or, it might go down to this, this, this, or this level. It’s like science, bro.
You just don’t know how to read the patterns well enough, man. Let me post a dozen examples a day, and after my wallet is overflowing with millions of Steem a Dollars, maybe then you’ll see the light... 😂😉
LMAO... yeah, its like TA can predict with 100% certainty that price will move either up or down, thats for sure! LOL... This is just gambling, thats all...
In all fairness, technical analysis does have its time and place.
I studied forex for two years a decade ago, and developed a great appreciation for the hybrid science-art. Especially when bringing in Elliot Waves and Fibonacci combined together - there is definitely some magic at work in the dynamics of market movements, and immense profits are possible if truly mastering the use of these tool. (I studied under a mentor whose success with them was mindblowing. Although I could understand and follow along well, I myself didn’t have the same psychological temperament and skill to run with his same strategy - though maintain the utmost respect for it).
Thing is, they’re tools in a toolbox - to be utilized in broader, comprehensive strategies. It takes a number of tools/indicators used together in a larger context, where they can fill in different parts to paint a more complete picture - and even then, there are still the elements of risk management and money management.
TAs like the dude in question don’t teach that larger picture.
And, they’re using manipulative psychological tactics to reel people in and inflate hope.
So, the entire realm of technical analysis is not at all bullshit - but they reasonably may lead others to believe so, because they’re misrepresenting its use.
IF one were to fully immerse themselves in the craft of professional trading, its not gambling - as it becomes a matter of risk management, money management, and mathematical probabilities within tested systems and strategies.
But, the degree of diligence, skill, brains, time, and energy required in playing at that level is well beyond the capability of the average joe who just wants to delegate responsibility to some “expert” and earn quick riches.
Shit. Seems like this may need to become a new post of its own.
Haha i know what you mean... As a scientist my self i have been studying fibonacci and elliot waves and trying to figure out how this can be an accurate science, and the true is that it isnt... There are psychological factors that drives the markets and some technical analysis can explain the behavior of certain markets but most of the time it works only to understand what happened and not what will happen...
I think most of the time trading is based on pure intuition, although TA can help to take decisions, every move you make can (and will) lead you into loose money most of the time... Physiological factors end up being much more important...
Hahahahaha Still can't stop laughing my ass off! This was fucking hilarious Rok... Thanks for absolutely making my day. Damn! I freaking needed this... Lmao!😂😂😂😂😂
The Neuro-Linguistic Programming aspect... You definitely aren't holding back on this one. Everyone wants to willingly grab the hand of anyone "claiming to be a professional" in such a volatile and uncertain market as crypto. If people want to get baited for not thinking for themselves, then education needs to step in. The plus side, even drawing magic meme lines (as people like to call it on imageboards), you can be right 50% of the time.
I really enjoyed this satirical post, because there is a lot of real info on manipulation in here! I nearly spit out my water at "The Solo Titty" and "The Crazy Bitch Smackdown Rebound."
This is definitely the revamp of being a Miss Cleo, or anyone claiming to bring you to riches if you buy their audio book!
Lol. 😊💓
I created one yesterday. My first official TA. Hey! I'm thinking of applying for a patent for the "Siamese Head and a Cocky Shoulder." Here's it:
To the Moon we come, baby. That's on a 4H parabola.
Lol
Funniest stuff I've read all week.
The thing about the Ready to Burst pattern... When it does pop, the ejected spermacoins don't know if they're swimming towards an egg, or up the large intestine. Odds are good they'll end up in a world of shit.
😂😂😂
Here's an idea: anyone claiming or educating should have more skin-in-the-game. show hands, show trades.
that might require a longer attention span to pay attention to than I'd imagine most of his hardcore fans/supporters would have.
after all, this popularity seems to be driven more by the desire for linguistically-manipulative optimism-fuel and delegation of responsibility than actual diligent education of what all it takes to consistently develop and execute successful trading strategies.
I guess this all goes to reveal that as much as there may be good intentions behind the idea of reputation score/system, a high score isn't always an excellent indicator of what substance to expect...
Ok, now you just HAVE to put this charts on a regular basis. I swear to Goku I will upvote them all, open you a fan club, administrate your sect... discord channel, I mean, and open you an Etsy with HD printed merch.
The unicorn, man.. is epic.
Oh, and you just got a rabid fan, by the way.
the unicorn and the dick, can't take credit for. the rest... well, I might not wanna confess that was me, should anyone use it as incriminating evidence of psychological disturbance. lol.
hmmm... this could be the beginning of something... :-)
The ascending penis pattern gets the most upvotes? (Taking notes while laughing)
What can ya say. Humans - men and women alike - just seem to have some odd fascination with cock. Lol.
https://steemit.com/bali/@mammasitta/balinese-macho-meditation-2017527t249511z
Indeed 🐷Still laughing!
love taking notes. love the unicorn and the single nipple
LOL! 😀 I can't believe you actually made me laugh at silly chart patterns, but well done!
Yes, one of the things I've newly come to see as a drawback on this platform is how people like Mr. H can truly exploit a system like this. For the most part I consider Steemit to be a culture of generosity and kindness, where people fret not being able to give as many upvotes as they would wish due to diminished upvote power (from upvoting people too much!). But then there are always those exploiters who can't help being, well, exploitative and even anti-social.
Hillaroius :) Pants shat here followed by delusion haha
Excellent! :-D
LMAO!!! hahahahaha.... I was thinking oh man, this is just the exact thing some T.A guys are doing now LOL....
I mean, T.A CAN NOT predict anything, it is a bit helpful to understand markets and take some buying points etc, but most of it is complete speculation and in my experience so far you really cant use it to predict any price at all... This is not financial advice LOL, non of them really can take responsibility for their analysis...
TA can’t predict anything...?
Dude, c’mon.
You can predict PERFECTLY. For example: price might go up to this, this, this, this, or this level. Or, it might go down to this, this, this, or this level. It’s like science, bro.
You just don’t know how to read the patterns well enough, man. Let me post a dozen examples a day, and after my wallet is overflowing with millions of Steem a Dollars, maybe then you’ll see the light... 😂😉
LMAO... yeah, its like TA can predict with 100% certainty that price will move either up or down, thats for sure! LOL... This is just gambling, thats all...
In all fairness, technical analysis does have its time and place.
I studied forex for two years a decade ago, and developed a great appreciation for the hybrid science-art. Especially when bringing in Elliot Waves and Fibonacci combined together - there is definitely some magic at work in the dynamics of market movements, and immense profits are possible if truly mastering the use of these tool. (I studied under a mentor whose success with them was mindblowing. Although I could understand and follow along well, I myself didn’t have the same psychological temperament and skill to run with his same strategy - though maintain the utmost respect for it).
Thing is, they’re tools in a toolbox - to be utilized in broader, comprehensive strategies. It takes a number of tools/indicators used together in a larger context, where they can fill in different parts to paint a more complete picture - and even then, there are still the elements of risk management and money management.
TAs like the dude in question don’t teach that larger picture.
And, they’re using manipulative psychological tactics to reel people in and inflate hope.
So, the entire realm of technical analysis is not at all bullshit - but they reasonably may lead others to believe so, because they’re misrepresenting its use.
IF one were to fully immerse themselves in the craft of professional trading, its not gambling - as it becomes a matter of risk management, money management, and mathematical probabilities within tested systems and strategies.
But, the degree of diligence, skill, brains, time, and energy required in playing at that level is well beyond the capability of the average joe who just wants to delegate responsibility to some “expert” and earn quick riches.
Shit. Seems like this may need to become a new post of its own.
Thanks for the stimulation. 😊🙏
Haha i know what you mean... As a scientist my self i have been studying fibonacci and elliot waves and trying to figure out how this can be an accurate science, and the true is that it isnt... There are psychological factors that drives the markets and some technical analysis can explain the behavior of certain markets but most of the time it works only to understand what happened and not what will happen...
I think most of the time trading is based on pure intuition, although TA can help to take decisions, every move you make can (and will) lead you into loose money most of the time... Physiological factors end up being much more important...
Wow, mehn, i loved this @rok-sivante, never knew you were this savage and funny.
Major rep to you a lot for this subtle shots fired.
Huh, I never really thought of it as “subtle.” Lol. :-)
Hahahahaha Still can't stop laughing my ass off! This was fucking hilarious Rok... Thanks for absolutely making my day. Damn! I freaking needed this... Lmao!😂😂😂😂😂
Your welcome. T’was quite the pleasure. ☺️