Deirdyweirdy ZAP - 20180528t180134779z
'Look out' screamed a voice from above at the passersby, but too late. The plummeting flowerpot hit a generously proportioned lady square on the head, sending her toppling backwards onto a toy poodle, killing it instantly. #zapfic
Thank God it was a toy dog... :)
Hahaha boom boom! XD
lol!
G'way will ya. The comments are not supposed to be funnier than the post!
Another classic from Ms Weirdy
Thanks Robbie, you are kindness itself.
as @robbieretard says a classic indeed! lol! oh this was not supposed to be funny right? sorry. had to have kilt that poor lady too? ok so this is a sad one.
I killed her in the first draft but decided having her squash the poodle was slightly less tragic.
lol! thank you for being so compassionate @deirdyweirdy!
It's another zappl post?
Affirmative m'dear but happily this time it actually worked.
It's nice when everything is going as it was planned. Good luck, @deidyweirdy.
I laughed out loud!! :o)
That's allowed m'dear........in fact it's positively encouraged!
Am I horrible for saying they're going to need a doggy bag?
Oh brisby, how could you?
Hahaha this is brilliant. It takes real skill to write a full story in so few characters but you totally nailed it :D
Hey anj, I know you have me on autovoter which is really sweet of you and this likely doesn't bother you at all but your vote comes in immediately after I post meaning you get zero curation rewards. I'm not suggesting you'd earn any fortunes from my scribblings but nevertheless ......
Yes, I tend to autovote because I'm not in every day and I'd hate for some of my fav Steemians to miss out on the pennies my votes bring in :P
I didn't know that about the curation. I'll go and change it so that I get rich. Thanks Deirdy :D
Stick with me kid an' you'll be livin' "off the fatta the lan' " in no time atall.
Let's keep this fictional lol...
Um ....ah, yeah..... just let's say I have one fewer flowerpot on my balcony than I did yesterday;)
LOL