Yunk

It never truly dawned on me that I was there at the beginning of something huge. Nobody can predict how quickly a secret can spread, but yunkery was a big one. I have to confess that my yunking is somewhat yunk, but... I just can't say it in words, I can't type it in letter.

I have to do it in song.

This is my story:

Credit to the solo at the end: My cat

EDIT - Lyrics

Yunky Yunk I did
Yunking in my yunky yunk
Inyunkable, now
Yunking at a yunky yunk

Yunkasatiable, yunkadee you
Yunkadee yunkee, yunkado me

Yunka doodle yunkabooble yunkadee yunk, yunkadee yunk
Yunk-a-willa Yunk-a-zilla yunkadee yunk, yunkadee yunk

You yunked me over
You yunked me under yunk
He could yunkee yunk
But she couldn't yunkee yunking

Enjoy your yunkee yunk, yunkadee you
And I'll endure my yunkee booze

Yunka doodle yunkabooble yunkadee yunk, yunkadee yunk
Yunk-a-willa Yunk-a-zilla yunkadee yunk, yunkadee yunk
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