8 potions

That's how many regular ol' potions it took me to replenish all of my HP after eating some spicy BBQ with Yuffie, over in Wutai the other day. She handled it like a champ, smiling the whole time, sharing funny stories as she laughed her cute little face off.

Me?

I was sweating bullets the whole time. My shirt was soaked with sweat, tongue feeling like it was about to catch fire.

I guess they don't call that BBQ dish "Lava" for nothing. I see now why it has a reputation for putting grown men into hospitals. That stuff is no joke.

On that topic, I have a newfound respect for Yuffie. I'm curious now what level of spiciness she can't handle. As far as I can tell, such a food probably doesn't exist.