Once upon a time lived Oatmeal Joey Arnold, born in 1985 outside an Oregon Ghetto, Seattle 1988, horses, road accident
One day Oatmeal was like I wanna be the next Michael Jackson when he was like eight in 1993
Oatmeal always wanted to be tall, black, and in the NBA, wanted to be the next Michael Jordan
Oatmeal was involved in the homeschooling club, Bible clubs, churches, school sporting events, especially in the 1990s
Oatmeal felt like he really was Nintendo Mario trying to save princess Tiffany Cumbo from Bowser Bill Bailey
Oatmeal thought he was an alien as his siblings mocked him in the 1900s, this was the beginning of the Oatmeal Fake News
Oatmeal was always trying to build tree houses, sand castles, and flying skateboards like as if he was Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future
Oatmeal always getting lost be it at Hagg Lake when he was eight or the Astoria Columns or Vietnam
Oatmeal was always play fighting like turtles and the Power Rangers
Oatmeal started making home videos with people when he was a small tadpole of just ten years old in 1996
One day Oatmeal was like I'm going to attend high school in 2000 where he became Joe Cool or Cool Kid, he studied welding, arts, cooking, children, carpentry, drama, acting, writing, drawing, web design, earth club, science, math, history, English, health, started attending school dances, built a Pocketball Table
Oatmeal was like I'm going to New York for college in 2004, maybe he left campers on top a snow hill when he was a counselor
Oatmeal went off to a college in West Virginia in 2006, saw the Matrix in South Carolina, L4OJ Sawyer Frye, Jen Moore
Oatmeal ran off to Salvation Army's Camp Kuratli and Revolution Hawaii in 2007, Get Your Joy On Jeff Walters
Oatmeal ran off to live in Portland, Oregon while working at the Kell Irish Restaurant and the Daniel A. Grout Elementary School in 2008 that is after the death of Woof and Dick
Oatmeal starred in Spaceman & Diaper Boy with Lincoln Hawk in California in 2009, Animals Are Dying, Wanted Adventure Host, iJustine
Oatmeal ran off to Camp Redwood Glenn after the death of Blake Webb in 2010, fell in love with Farmer Hanna, went to Charlotte Battle, ran into Sharon Clayton at WYI, The Walking Dead
Oatmeal was making Mea Omnia which was supposed to be like the Elon Musk Twitter X everything app
One day a robin bird caught Oatmeal in a prison trap in 2012
After that, Oatmeal ran off to Vietnam to New Star Bac Ninh, Papa Foods, Hanoi Anna, Honey Tracy, Kathy Bike, FYG, Drink Talk Club, Lawyer Student, HOLA 2, Cambodia, Leaf Pagoda, Remi Cafe, Circle K, Old Ink, Park English, Anna Barbie, Chinh, Purio, AAA Spa, Rom, bicycles, Tet
Oatmeal ended up returning to America in 2017 for many reasons
Oatmeal ended up going to a new Arnold Attic in 2018 which was in the Oatmeal Prophesy from like 2010
Oatmeal ran into Roy Merrick in 2019
Oatmeal has been diving deeper into rabbit holes as a content creator and writer these past few years
Oatmeal has over 350,046+ followers collectively if you add up all the followers, subscribers, friends, from just 57 of the probably over 1,000+ different entities, accounts, channels, pages, groups from all the websites, social media networks, video platforms, email, blockchain, blogs, etc
Oatmeal has a Discord Server which has over 500+ members, the purpose of the server is to help people help people

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