What's this hole? I'm intrigued...

Oh, now we've got some neo-feminist blathering about body image. Let's all read about a despicable mommy giving her kid body issues. Boo-hoo.

Well gee, that mom is pretty damn intense.

Wait - what do you mean the walls are moving?

Holy crap, didn't see that coming!

Surprising in all the best ways, my friend.