Hey those false perceptions might be as good as the real world to that drunken perceiver of it, but I've tried that, and it wasn't for me. There was a study done on perception of time, wherein they discovered that colder temperatures make time seem faster than time in warmer temperatures to the test patients. It was further supposed that as we age, our internal body temp tends to drop a bit, making older people possibly feel cold, and thereby perceiving time as speeding up.
I like to think that, since time is obviously so flexible, that I should be able to control it a little better than I do, after all these years fiddling around with it!