Garbage Garden

It's a foggy fairy tale trash dump out there, not the first time, but I mean since when has anybody seen a piece of nice empty countryside like that turned into such a muck pile? Pity is as pity was. I ain't nobody to judge but I'm sure if there were a jury about it that sunnuvabitch'd be hanged here fair n sqaure right in his own muck pile, don'tcha think?