I don’t know what I’d do without Helper, I have the memory of a goldfish

Helper is just the best bud ever

Thank you for riding me today!” I smirked, mind in the gutter.

Lol dirty you lol

“I just don’t want the trouble. I mean, what happens if I take her up on it? Supposing she likes me for some reason? That sets off a whole multi-year chain of events, the complexity of which I can’t begin to describe much less stay on top of. What’s the most likely outcome? Severe, lasting emotional damage.”

Cut him a slack, it might just be true love lol