The Case for Realistic Sex Dolls

They’re here! The almost-robotic (and increasingly realistic) sex dolls, that is. Sure, they still have a ways to go before they can truly be regarded as being robotic, and even further still before they can be regarded as possessing artificial intelligence. But the current crop of these dolls has reached a level of lifelike proportions in every physical way imaginable.

Not many men would ever admit to having an interest in owning a sex doll, but there may be several reasons to consider covertly obtaining one of these silicone beauties.

Practice Makes Perfect. And Dolls Can Help.

Even if you’re not ready to leave behind the joys of dating and all those $150 dinners that usually end in yet another night of sleeping alone; or if you’re not ready to swear off real flesh and blood human beings, there are still a few good reasons to consider a well sculpted silicone doll. Real women are sometimes demanding and unrealistic when it comes to bedroom performance. Fallible and imperfect humans still demand that their partners to be capable of performing sexual feats that border on the impossible.

This is where a sex doll—kept well hidden when real women visit your place--perhaps in the basement next to the radiator, can be of value. Since you have decided to continue mating with other humans, think of your sex doll like a drastically upgraded version of the pillows you ruined during your early stages of puberty. These sex dolls can be the batting cages for the grand slams you may hit in the future with real partners. Perhaps you’re wondering how the hell you’re going to pull of that fancy sex position you saw on YouPorn? It might take some time for you to get those moves down, but at least an artificial partner won't judge you while you’re trying to learn.

Sex Dolls Won’t Age. But You Will.

No matter how many Botox injections you subject your face to, no matter how many expensive anti-aging wrinkle creams you apply to your skin, no matter how many expensive organic foods you put into your body, and no matter how many days you go to the gym, the unavoidable fact is that you are going to age. The crow's feet around your eyes will get more pronounced, and the wrinkles on your brow--the product of years of frowning about how unfair life and love is--will begin to resemble a New York City subway map.

Being in possession of your very own sex doll — one that won’t judge you based on superficial appearance — you can now cancel your subscription to Muscle & Fitness and cut back on the number of whey protein shakes you consume each day. Your intense training sessions at the gym, modeled after those of professional bodybuilders and physique competitors, can now be replaced with a less expensive and time-consuming program. A simple exercise regimen aimed at enhancing endurance and promoting general health should give you everything you need to satisfy the carnal demands of your doll.

Sex Dolls Won't Laugh At Your Shortcomings...At Least Not Yet

Imagine this scenario. A beautiful woman you met at the bar has decided to go home with you. She’s on her knees in front of you, unbuckling your belt and pulling your jeans down. Instead of reacting with delightful surprise, she erupts in uncontrolled laughter at the sight of what she has just uncovered. For dolls, your manhood, or lack thereof, is no laughing matter. It will probably be some time before they possess the ability to react with whimsical amusement at the sight of your genitalia. When you approach your doll with less than average endowment, or perform less than satisfactory, don’t worry. They’re easy to please and will never go storming out the bedroom door while putting their clothes back on.

You Can Continue to Live at Home.

Provided you can find a place to hide your sex doll from your "roommates", then perhaps you will have found a faithful companion that does not care one bit that you still live at home and play video games for hours each day. For most guys, living at home is a deal breaker when it comes to dating and intimate relationships. A grown man must often remain single—voluntarily or not (usually not)—until such time as he can find a job that allows him to buy or rent his own place. Sex dolls don't care about your living arrangements or your massive student loan debt, your inattention to hygiene, or your potentially dismal prospects for the future. They are paragons of tolerance and will be supportive of your decision to stay at home.

Both Nice Guys (and Bad Boys) Finish First…With Dolls.

Nice guys (or beta males) often face the dilemma of being able to attract women who are looking for a long term relationship, but repelling women who just want to have a good time for the night. On the flip side, the alpha males may be able to sow their wild seeds practically at will, indulging in one night stands whenever they desire. But they may run into major obstacles when they want to settle down with a nice woman.

You can have your cake and eat it too with a sex doll. The silicone sex vixens don’t care if you are an alpha male or a beta male, a sweet guy or a bad boy. Regardless of whether you like it rough or romantic, they’re down with whatever tickles your fancy at any given moment. Most importantly, they will not leave you because you’re either too needy or too emotionally distant. They provide a a win-win situation.