That’s the crazy thing! Before I was worried about ‘em taking our jobs. Never thought they’d start taking our lives too. I used to deliver pizzas before robots took that over. Spent the night in jail once for tipping over one of those gay little four wheel pizza delivery robots with my buddies.

This piece is actually imminent. Robots are already taking up jobs of people, and also claiming people's lives just not in huge numbers. I remember that recently a self-driving car killed someone because it mistakened the human for something else so it didn't hit the breaks.