Bwa-ha-ha ha haaa.. Now look, what the two of you have made me do:

"What? What in the world would I be writing about? This is truly ridiculous. I have to admit. I am in a panic mode. No way to go, no way to stop. But why? Why the torture that I've bestowed upon myself? This path. A jungle, no less. I see no path. Just clutter. A clutter of no-thought. Oh, no, It's vanishing. Slipping away. A blankness. As my mind. This could not be it.. This clutching, striving to hold the nothingness in my grasp and failing. Failing miserably. And what then? What now? How does one continue down the non-existent path. Oh, my, oh my, oh my. And yet the struggle still stays the same. I have no way out of this. (But through, one might say). But, alas! No. This is just merely - RIDICULOUS! Yes, I said it. Now deal with it and carry on. Nothing to see here. Really. May I now relax and sip my cup of tea? Yes? Brilliant."

(shrugs)
Least it has that bit of my "voice", I guess.. xD