So much emotions involved in one write-up. Helper seems quite unpredictable to me, and you're absolutely right, the seat of consciousness in humans makes the difference between humans and machines.

"Helper took longer than usual to parse this one, finally replying “Love: An intense feeling of deep affection. A deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone. A personified figure of love, often represented as Cupid.”

The definition above was apt, this was written with a lot of creativity and powerful imaginations.