God is AFK

Supposedly he had a plan for us, but somewhere along the line he just shook his head and said - What the fuck have I created? In total and utter rage, he put the whole 'heaven' thing on hold, it simply wasn't working. No one knows exactly where he has gone or what he is up to, but he seems to have left this project a long time ago...

Meanwhile humanity continues her escapades of insanity and ignorance - Scared of death like never before, the power elite notoriously keep stacking their bodies with transplanted hearts, livers and lungs - because they just can't get enough of this shit.

Confusion and waaay too many fucking people roam the lands of mother Earth, extracting resources and multiplying like crazy. Most of them being tremendously good at what they are doing - jacked up on vitamins, minerals and drugs, these people will rip your fucking heart out if they have to. Hell, they will even rip out their own heart, then rip out yours, just to replace their own. Highly motivated, poorly cultivated puppets, of an elite that enjoys this shit more than they would enjoy a life-long supply of heroin.

Meanwhile Jesus is all up there, smoking a fat one and yelling at us "love thy neighbour!". Yea, the same neighbour that keep hitting on your wife and parking in your slot? Fack, that won't be easy...