The Truth about Rudolph

Well, a merry Christmas to everyone. A friend asked me to write a little piece on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer not being the nice little character the song makes him out to be. I asked why and he said he had watched some show debunking the idea of a red-nosed creature at the front of a flying contraption would actually hinder the pilot's ability to fly the thing. He said the 'Mohawk Guy' from NASA was one of the speakers. I am not sure about any of that, well I am sure a red light at the front of a flying machine would make it harder to drive but anyway. Here was the tiny thing.

Rudolph was a red-nosed reindeer.
He had a very shiny nose.
Most other reindeer said it more likely should have been brown.
Since Rudolph was such a suck up.

Yes, Rudolph was an unpopular reindeer.
No games for him was the way it goes.
He was left out because he cheated and was a rude clown.
Rudolph even broke Santa's favorite coffee cup.

Oh, don't feel bad for Rudolph cuz he wasn't so great.
The other reindeer were right about him.
He was known to even pee in the water trough.
Truth be told Rudolph was a jerk.

Alas, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer ended up on a plate.
What was tough and gamey was turned into a bunch of Slim-Jim.
He never understood, or paid attention when everyone told him to jump off.
He was tasty I am told as the chef's did a good job at their work.

Hope the holidays are good to you all.

EH HEH!