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RE: How I am feeling right about now.
Yeah, imagine trying to write a 2000 word game review that way. I sure as hell can't, because I would rather shove a cactus onto my taint while someone feeds me carolina reapers. I might do some random shit in the meantime, but I just feel like clown who has been given his first restraining order right now. Appreciate all the good vibes! Hope you are doing alright!
Ugh...so terrible, and how is the apartment nightmare going?
Oh, you know, still pounding on me harder than an adoptive parent pounds on their red headed step child.
Had to sit in a car today for about 9 hours with my cat while they fumigated the building. Bonus! The smell is making me feel sick to my stomach, so that's a positive.
Ahhh that sucks so much buddy :( Did you find all sorts of weird dead bugs on your floor when you went back into your apartment? Like, bugs you didn't even know lived in your place? I heard that happens..
So far all we have found is 2 dead spiders. I am hoping we dont find much else, though we were so worn out that we barely have unpacked anything or looked hardcore around the apartment. Guess we shall see. I can only hope we somehow find a candiru fish, which then proceeds to fly up into my urethra. Because at this point, why the fuck not.
Bwa hahaaaaa nice. Take pix please.
Pft, what do you think I am? Some kind of filthy slut? I am a cheap, dirty whore, thank you very much. If you want pics like that, then I am gonna need $3 and some chicken tenders, yo.