Diminutive Short Stories Selection #6

Then there’s sex in the sea with Kanae.

Blowjobs in beached boats by 10,000 Chen.

“You look like Hitler.”

Such is cunniligus. Wispy, razor.

“Now I do. Sweet asian.”

13 days till a year without pornography and Dean Rangappa’s asshole still hasn’t healed. Hahahaha

“Spartacus, you’re gayer than Tony Curtis ever was. A lot of people have been getting hurt. And it’s spreading. I know you’re a slave and that’s the worst…someday people will work in a place called “Walmart” and say the same thing, wrongly…a kinder age…anyway you’re a freak...and I don’t see a disco ball.”
Roman Intelligence Officer.

Carholic Religion. Now that’s some fecking Shanghai Chinglish. Oh Coco I’m so depressed.

The sound for orgasm in Chinese is “shuang.” The character is very suggestive. Lots of little “x”s. It also appears on beer bottles.