Diminutive Short Stories #4

NPR

Do you need a peg leg?

There's this guy no one likes

And he's got a story.

Have you ever read East of Eden?

Going to the North Pole with Rick Santorum is great. "I don't like you as a Rep. It's a step back. They'd pounce. Oh look it's eating its young."

Dreams of Michael Jackson are backstage. Walking down the hall. Dancers in tights and fishnet. 2X2. Out to the arena. Big convention hall. Just rehearsal.

Why don't people talk about Fiona Apple anymore? She's the best.

The name of the executed was Billy-Ray-Cyrus. It wasn't his office. Governor.

Junior High. Pre-teens can shoot guns. It's not like in North Korea where they would be expected to shoot. Except that very few North Koreans and even fewer under 20 years old get to hold a loaded gun.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

I had this dick principal. Keep given the contests to the girls. Coups are only as wasteful as long as they take.

The Long March was a coup. The Encirclement Campaigns were offensives. The politics of the trail are the politics of the soldier. Mao was better at it.

Than everyone.

Like Washington.

I hate the education in Utah. It's crap. It's Chinese. Drink some tea.

Nate Batey's best friend shot him in the face and he died. He was 10. There's nothing diplomatic about that.

White House Correspondents Dinner

On Jobs..Ricky Gervais' dentist is unemployed. He's American. Was fired when Ricky found out he can't have our teeth.

big smile

Also his barber was fired. He's Polish..not my problem.

Ricky's become a real celebrity crybaby. It was a fight over trophy hunting that got the barber fired. Ricky says trophy hunters (men and women) are vile and worthless. His barber says it's because he can't chew meat.

Phoenix. Not a myth. More ethereal. Contemplate the mind of a bird. Now a dog. Happy Father's Day.

On the topic of developmental psychology, the uni-brow baby eventually gets fucked, over time people love Maggie, and he's a baddy.

Ya know end on a question?