Fun Facts
It's Saturday evening here. I'm sitting at the balcony, watching the sun set and admiring the way the trees dance to the gentle breeze. Suddenly, I remember a classmate I ran into some weeks back. You know that one person in class that distracts everyone and chews explicit words like bubble gum? There! But this isn't about her. I don't want to sound so serious today, so I'm going to leave some facts about me. That's right. Fun Facts. So get some snack and relax because you're about to take a look into some dark secrets. Or not ahaha.
- I dislike pillows. I can't sleep with one. It gives me a neck pain. The last time I tried, I couldn't move my neck properly for days. To avoid the temptation, I don't keep them in my room. I also heard that people use pillows for other things, not that I know what these other things are, but I'm happy because I won't be touching any pillows when I visit anyone.
- I always forget to use my body spray till I'm already on my way. Some days, if I'm very happy and still close to the house, I go back for it. Other days, I just say the heck and move on. I don't see myself carrying one in my bag, so I'm stuck.
- I don't like yams very much. Infact, the part I used to like is the tail part (odu ji). But recently, the only part I can eat is the head (isi ji). I don't know what happened but if it isn't the head, carry your yam and be going. Haters will now come and say it's feminism, as if it has any relationship with yam head.
PS: If you're Nigerian, you probably understood what I did there. If you're not, ask nicely and I will explain. Or not hehehe.
- I don't have a favourite food. I can't eat any food or snack for long. Even my precious coke tire me sometimes. I eat any food so long as it's digestible and I like the face, smell, and taste.
- I have weird dreams whenever I nap in the afternoon. I once dreamed of Varys and Tyrion Lannister. We were talking about something I don't remember and they refused to give me my eggs. Tyrion was insisting on beating the eggs and he took them to some royal kitchen.
In another dream, I was talking to some teenage mutants. One of them was a bee. She was so beautiful but she couldn't perch on the ground. I had to look up in the air while talking to her.
And in yet another dream, I was dead. I knew I was. I couldn't move. I woke with patched throat and cold feet. Weird. I know.
- I'm a very passionate lover. I love love. It's either I love you completely or I don't love you at all. I don't believe in fifty-fifty kind of love. Bring your hundred and you'll have mine.
Err.... forget what you just read. Who love epp? It's easy; just buy me sneakers, buy me coke and plenty gala. Allow me stay in bed all day. Give me free books and internet, and make sure your head giving game is on fleek. Then, we are good to go.
PSS: Believe everything you just read at your own peril.
It's soup time. Oha soup. Google it. Be right back.
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