Old man and Satan

old man didnt even flinch
when the devil appeared before him
the reason why is pic less
a few minutes before the church services started the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking suddenly / satan appeared at the front of the church

everyone started screaming and ruining for the front entrance trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate

soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving seemingly oblivious to the fact that God ultimate enemy was his presence

so satan waled up to the man and said do you know who i am

the man replied yep sure do

aren t you afraid of me satan asked

nope sure aint said the man

dont you resized i can kill you with one word asked satan

dont doubt it for a minute returned the old man in an even tone

did you know that i can cause you profound . horrifying AGONY for all elernity peristed satan

yep was the clam reply and you are still not afraid asked satan

Nope said the old man

more then a little perturbed satan asked

why arent afraid of me

the man calmly replied

been married to your siter for 48 years