Twenty Things You Should Know About Death | Comedy Open Mic Round #29
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20 Everyone dies eventually
19 If you take things too seriously, you are going to die
18 If you are unserious with your life, you are going to die
17 Regardless of the rules, you’re still going to die
16 If you smoke you are going to die
15 If you don’t smoke you are going to die
14 If you find this funny, you are going to die
13 If you don’t, you are still going to die (and maybe sooner)
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12 If you don’t exercise you are going to die
11 If you exercise too much, you are going to die
10 If you try to strike a balance, you are still going to die
9 A stich in time saves nine but you are the tenth, and so you are going to die
8 If you go vegan, you are going to die
9 If you remain a meat eater, you are still going to die
8 If you are white, you are going to die
7 If you are black, you are going to die
6 If you are Hispanic, you are going to die
5 If you are Asian, you are going to die
4 If you read to this point, you are going to die
5 If you are wondering what the point of this is, it's the fact that you are going to die
4 If you don’t care, you are going to die
3 If I get to number one, I am going to die
2 If I don’t get to number one, I am still going to die
1 I thought I made myself clear, everyone dies eventually
I nominate @holybranches and @seesladen to tell us how they are going to die
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LMAO haha right on the nose, man
Hehe
Glad you like it
Lmao I couldn't even stop!
Haha
I'll take that as a compliment
Lol
Good entry, @Iamthegray.
Number 13 made me laugh.
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Yes but you're going to die first if you keep pissing people off 😋
Haha
Consider yourself unpissed then
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