Our black humor

"All right, let's get the catheter out."

• We need to lower the cuff.
• Do not.
• Yes stopupdov necessary, we'll fuck him for a rose.
  "Are you a doctor or a medical assistant ?!"
  "I'm a paramedic, but I still need to lower it!"
• Do not, he behaved badly when he entered the office, he struck the doctor.
  "Then do not!"

The patient is conscious at the same time.
And it was once, when the man tried to pull out the urinary catheter himself. The wild howl then stood on the whole hospital.
(Catheters are just a blessed topic, my favorite)

I also remember how one "smart" man, 60 years old, was lucky to take a young girl on some dating site. It's time to think about the soul, not debauchery. But it does not matter. In general, he went to the pharmacy, he bought Viagra. While waiting for his puppet, he dabbed six tablets and a glass of cognac. As a result, hardly bleeded, from the rupture of the cavernous artery. The emergency operation had to be done, the artery shunted. With the potency now says goodbye for a long time, if not forever.
Here we have in the ambulance there are funny and at the same time sad cases