Mindful of what you give to a woman

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she will give a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give a meal.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart ...
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. Also, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ion of shit.