Support for a Witness
There are few people who share a dark sided humor and can laugh at themselves. I've had the pleasure of meeting Kyle who is currently witness #7 on the steemit witness list. He is a very cool guy with some very thick skin and I really enjoy people who can take a joke as well as those who can dish one out.
So here's to Kyle and I hope a lot more people get to know him and help vote him to witness #1
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I fux with bb <3
Wow! At risk of getting flagged, I will say I wish you had given me a real reason to vote for kyle
To me the risk is big. But. Pls. Tell us what kyle actually does, and keep w the funny. I love funny!
I'm a 3rd party developer / coder for STEEM.
Currently have 4 projects on the go for the network.. The one that's "finished" right now is https://steem.global which gives you free STEEM every hour..
Want a reason to vote for me? I created our first faucet and share my witness earnings with the community. :D Want more reasons? Look at my blog. <3
Hmm... Idk faucet. I will check it out
I ain't gonna flag ya. lmao. You really have to do some dumb shit to bring down my wrath. :D
I love you. Actually, I seen in Jerry banfields report about you, and other top 10. However, I met at least one witness with a campaign based on satire. This is bad example for newbs I school daily why it's not easy to be witness.
What they don't tell you in witness school is that you are on call 24/7. Expected to fix any hardware or software errors immediately, have to be civilized and stoic and ultimately act as an ambassador for the network. Add whatever your specialization is such as coding, acting as rule enforcement or any of the other tasks witnesses here fill and it quickly becomes an 80+ hour a week job. Also until rank #37 or so most properly powered servers won't pay for themselves.
If you've got linux sysadmin knowledge, insight into how STEEM operates and the right interpersonal skills I say try a witness campaign.. But realize you're in fierce competition with some incredibly talented and versatile individuals. :)
Thank you! This is a perfect comment to go with timcliffs recent post about how to be a witness. And exactly the type of responsiveness that gets my vote. Luckily I have one left. Well, sadly because personz stopped
Thank you kindly! Every witness vote I get is like a blessing. :)
Was sad to see personz go. He's a good man.
Thick skin is a vanishing thing in today's world, everyone is over sensitive. Being PC sucks, it keeps free speech from being free and I would hope that on a blockchain that is open and run for the people by the people a joke in good humor is accepted as a joke and enjoyed by those who know Kyle.
I don't really want anyone to be a witness for steemit if they are going to take down or cry over humor, maybe make it for adult only but getting offended means there is something wrong with those offended. At the end of the day if it does not offend Kyle, it should not offend anyone.
This provided me with a much needed laugh to lift my spirits. There is no part of this that isn't hilarious. I appreciate you dishing out some of the low brow humour I enjoy so much. <3
The weird as hell aladdin = Childhood destroyed
Fuckin' chin dildo = Bahahahaha
Perching me on the thing butt first = Priceless
BEST WITNESS CAMPAIGN PROPAGANDA POSTER EVER.
Thanks for this man. I may have to commission some more awesome art from you! This is the sort of thing that genuinely makes me smile. Don't be worried about offending me! If you can't laugh at yourself or jokes at your expense you're missin' half the fun of life!
Yeah, I'm in on this vote for you. lol
I went to vote for Kyle, based on your epic recommendation, but at number 7 was some dude name Klye. And I already voted for that dude.
Kyle doesn't seem to have a witness blog of intent, so I can't vote for him, sorry.
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Sorry. Someone had to pull your chain, figured I'd take care of it.
The mispelt name just adds to the charm of this wonderful art imho.
Thanks for the vote Mike!
I was going to call him lickity split but figured I may offend someone when Klye moved out of 7th place
I am glad that was not MISSED!
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This is by far some of the best fan art I've ever laid eyes on. lmfao! You sir are what I like to call a true artist! World needs more valiant graphics developers like you.
I think you've inspired the 3rd theme of the Degenerate Drawings Contest I host with this lovely display of modern and classic art.
Resteemed!
(Please follow and upvote my new minister of graphical propaganda folks! Thanks!)
<3 KLYE
nice post
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Rock on. Nice post here. I will be checking him out. I was laughing at his funnies in the chat but haven't had the pleasure of speaking with him yet!
I'll check him for my votes. So far I've only cast for one today yet.
Not sure if pleasure or mind numbing insanity..!
Cheers Jakob!
Already voted for you.